People disturb me!

Today at the office, we're discussing my friend's new house which is basically like a 1/2 million dollar home in New Tampa.  He's a single guy, but does have three kids that stay with him periodically so I guess it's sort of justified being as big as it is, but still excessive.  I comment that it would be so much to clean and that he should hire a maid to which he comes back with, "I've been in my apartment for a year and a half and I've never mopped the floor or vacuumed" and then I make this complete gross out face.  He finds this amusing... and gets encouraged to continue on with how he leaves pots and pans on the counter dirty for two weeks, etc.  As my repulsion grows he giggles more and then threatens to make a reality show out of locking me in the dirty moldy kids bathroom and the only way I can get out of the house is to clean myself a path!  WTFH.  I'M HORRIFIED!  I'm going to sue him for my impending nightmares.

I almost forgot...

...about our blog. Damn. Fail.  I need to make myself a goal of some sort, like two posts per week or something.  Not that it's a burden, I just don't tend to do things that aren't on my "schedule"... mostly because I completely fuckin forget about them.  Doh!

My brain is kinda zapped right now, so... on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the most random, this should be about a 20.  Good luck deciphering it!

I've been disappointed with my Dictionary.com phone app this past week or so.  Today's word is "thwart"... really?  Is that the best they could do??  Oh wait, I forgot about "antediluvian" which I think it pretty fuckin cool.  Please remind us to use that. 

I miss my boy roommate; he's my office buddy and apparently I need one.  I'm good for about 36 hours of alone time and then I want someone to talk to.  The funny thing is that we've actually communicated (via IM) more in the past 48 hours then we normally do all week but it's just not the same.  Sad.

I want to go to this one year: http://www.ultramusicfestival.com 

Oh, and Pandora turned me onto this song today.  I haven't taken the time to figure out what the hell she is singing about but I am diggin the tune.  Finally something different.  Yessssss.


Alright, that's all you're getting out of me right now.  I'm supposed to be typing in another window.  You're about to be minimized.  So sorry.


<3


P.S. - My internet porn actress roomie is playing solitaire on her laptop right now.  Who does that??  Really?  I'm most likely being critical because, on some level, I'm completely envious that she has enough free time in her day to engage in that activity.  Damn.

So sad

When we're rich...

Will you track the M3???

I think we'll need hobbies; traveling will get boring, eventually.

Was just contemplating...

...the frequency with which you and I multi-task our own interaction.  We won't be doing anything else except for communicating with each other, but we'll be using multiple different methods to keep the strings of conversation separate simultaneously.  Think about how many times have we carry on a conversation via text message and a different conversation or two at the same time via email?  If we add talking in person to this mix I believe that I'll start to get disturbed.

Halloween - Costumes can be fun!

I'm contemplating the potential fun of doing something festive and costume related for halloween.  Please let me know if this sparks any interest in your mind.

Let's Get A Unicorn

I have a fascination with them right now.

This makes me want one even more. 

From the description: "Unicorns never lie. Unicorns are loyal and great at keeping secrets. Unicorns never, ever use drugs. Oh, and if you push a unicorn too far, it'll stab you through your stupid heart, thrash you in the air, and dance on your corpse, crushing your bones into dust."

Awesome.

Awkward moments 101

Totally chillin' at the sushi bar and Jeff, the owner guy that was outside last time we left, went on for a bit about how much he envied our toys.  Wow did that make me feel awkward.  I kept changing the subject to the Lightning or whatever and he kept bringing it back up in front of a bunch of people.  I kinda felt like we looked badass rolling away on the bike and M3, but it's not something to be talked about like that, just a moment to appreciate!

Google: "Why won't my p"

Here's what Google suggests:

Heteroflexible

Worth posting:

October 19: heteroflexible

I'm straight but shit happens
I knew she was heteroflexible the minute she walked in the room.

Dude, it's not my fault. I was drunk and it was fun. What can I say? I'm heteroflexible.