The List

Yah, this is cheating.  I'm self-plagiarizing; that's a concept and word that I thought I had just created.  However, a quick Google search revealed that this term already exists:

"Self-plagiarism (also known as "recycling fraud") is the reuse of significant, identical, or nearly identical portions of one’s own work without acknowledging that one is doing so or without citing the original work."

So, I guess I was trying to plagiarize the term "self-plagiarizing"??  No, wait... that doesn't make sense.

Anyway, I think it's totally okay for me to self-plagiarize because this list should be here and we should add to it.  Besides, the fact that I mentioned that it's self-plagiarism actually makes it so that it's not.  Are you lost, yet?

Here's the list...

“I wish I was an ocean, baby...” 
Asians
the time I told you the story about not understanding a word people say and you responded, “What?” 
dancing at the casino and that MF pimp 
we hate babies 
PTRSD 
beads in your shampoo bottle 
True Story 
fuck Leonardo DiCaprio, he sucks. But, he was pretty good in that one movie... 
completely functional combined ADD  
Christmas cards with pictures of your car instead of kids 
me obsessing over the black streaks on your kitchen floor 
Dutch 
5 million dollars 
I hope to one day be as captivating as your iPhone  
"I'm having an identity crisis" 
vajazzle your merkin 
I missed you but I’m improving my aim 
Tacos 
Choose your own adventure 
that time I couldn’t open a bottle of conditioner 
your caterpillar poem 
"I feel like a steak in a pool of sharks" 
having a blast watching one of the worst movies ever: Prince of Persia 
MF 
$30 double shots of Patron 
“Your Mom”  
drifting in the parking garage 
<3 
my free YMCA membership that you inadvertently got me 
“We’ll just tell this guy we’re together. Yah, that should add an entire new level of confusion.” 
introspecting into a blackhole 
our 9+ lives
the Hot Wheels track by World of Beer
testing all of the accessories on your M3 in front of my house
talking on the phone... what’s that? 
Netflix thinks I’m a dyke; my phone thinks that I have chlamydia 
“stop swimming in cups” 
grammar lessons 
a 5 page article about ADD, yah... right. 
stars, moons, rainbows and lollipops 
Playlist Recall Syndrome 
"Well, I don't want to be in a relationship." "Yah, me neither!" 
cell phone networks conspiring against us 
my pirate hooker dream 
your dragon 
my misuse of the apostrophe 
our turn signals are in sync 
“Snails see the benefits. The beauty in every inch.” 
It’s Hollish beer!! 
my MF orrery 
realizing why they have all of those globes at New World Brewery 
why do we collect voice mails? 
“Oh, I ate asparagus!” 
my inability to operate your front door and your car door 
riding a motorcycle after sex is like trying to operate the space shuttle 
that Asian scientist that we both wanted to communicate with but couldn’t MF understand 
our good fortune not canceling each other’s out
me telling you, “Riding a horse is dangerous.” 
Super Mario Bros. 3 
you kissing on some random guy at your Gasparilla party 
your love of the semicolon 
I’m gonna write your name on my Trapper Keeper 
trying to have a serious conversation and your MF iPhone dropping the call 4 times in a row 
that bro at New World with serious plumber’s crack 
the stingy bead bitch on the St. Patty’s day parade float 
your affinity to flying saucers 
me repeating the same story 20 times
"What happened to his leg? I mean I don't care what happened to his leg. I mean I don't give a fuck, but in a good way." 
my necklace that should be used to plug the BP oil spill
“If I had to choose, I’d take the goat.”
Richard Simmons at the 2 Live Crew concert
One nightstand
the DeLorean
our clones
"Pairing Unsuccessful"
Getting verbally handcuffed by my hilarious friend in Ybor
Kool-Aid flavored pussy and chocolate flavored semen, uhm, yah... we've discussed these things