Monday, November 8, 2010

Nerdcore

I have a text file that I just found of funny lyrics.  This is pretty epic and makes me laugh:

What's wrong MC Plus Plus, am I making you nervous?
Even skanky fat hoes give you denial of service.

I control my flow better than TCP
I rep the west coast like Eazy-E

My flow is so intense that I will overflow your buffer
Corrupt your stack pointer makin' all your data suffer

While you smoke your crack pipe I'm gonna pipe you to /dev/null
I may not have a label but I rap like a star
I'm an unsigned long int and you're an 8-bit char

Your mom circulates like a public key
Servicing more requests than HTTP
She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME

My lyrics get stolen by sucker MCs
I gotta sign my rhymes with PGP
But I keep on generatin' like a CFG

I'm encrypting sh*t like every single day
sending it across a network in a safe way
protecting messages to make my pay
if you hack me you're guilty under DMCA

1 comment:

  1. I am so tired that this looks complicated to me; it's hilarious, really.

    This is cash: "Your mom circulates like a public key"

    Love. It.

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