* think boy is cute
* invite boy to hockey game
* go to hockey game
* realize boy has issues
* get stopped to take a pic with some guy because he thinks I'm hot
* guy seems cool, give him my number to hang out after game
* bring boy that I don't want with me to meet up with boy I just met
* @_@
* get told at the bar that my ass is perfect and should be stuffed and mounted on a wall for extended observation
* wtf - this line really works somewhere?
* laugh this off due to alcohol intake
* say eff it and go home
* fall asleep early =)
* talk to new boy next day
* find out his job title is Fluid Receiver (Human Resources fail!)
* really cannot stop being entertained by this!
* spent a moment thinking about the ass comment again sober
* developed an unreasonable fear of taxidermists
* decided that Fluid Receivers should never eat at Five Guys
* invite boy to hockey game
* go to hockey game
* realize boy has issues
* get stopped to take a pic with some guy because he thinks I'm hot
* guy seems cool, give him my number to hang out after game
* bring boy that I don't want with me to meet up with boy I just met
* @_@
* get told at the bar that my ass is perfect and should be stuffed and mounted on a wall for extended observation
* wtf - this line really works somewhere?
* laugh this off due to alcohol intake
* say eff it and go home
* fall asleep early =)
* talk to new boy next day
* find out his job title is Fluid Receiver (Human Resources fail!)
* really cannot stop being entertained by this!
* spent a moment thinking about the ass comment again sober
* developed an unreasonable fear of taxidermists
* decided that Fluid Receivers should never eat at Five Guys
Mr. Fluid Receiver texted me when he got off work stating that he worked a 12 hour day. How do you not respond with 'Wow, I bet your orifices are sore!' in that conversation?
ReplyDelete*shakes head*
I don't know either... so that's how I answered. ;)